Misheard on the tube: please take your big onions with you when leaving the train.
— Max (@hawkida) November 28, 2017
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Your attention please. The fire alarm has been activated in another area. Please remain where you are and await further instructions. #gds
— Max (@hawkida) November 21, 2017
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I love it when my 40 minute train journey is delayed by 30 minutes…
— Max (@hawkida) November 13, 2017