Time hop tells me my illnesses are often at this time of year but somehow last year I escaped.
— Max (@hawkida) February 28, 2015
Overheard in the office: "Are fortune cookies actually edible? I thought you were just meant to break them."
— Max (@hawkida) February 19, 2015
Since I'm returning to work tomorrow after 1 day off and 4 days sick I should probably currently be sleeping. I'm on it… g'night.
— Max (@hawkida) February 15, 2015