Overheard in the office: "Are fortune cookies actually edible? I thought you were just meant to break them."
— Max (@hawkida) February 19, 2015
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Since I'm returning to work tomorrow after 1 day off and 4 days sick I should probably currently be sleeping. I'm on it… g'night.
— Max (@hawkida) February 15, 2015
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I'm watching Ben Champion – That Auto-Correct Song on Friends TV on Stevie http://t.co/5uuWsp3kWE
— Max (@hawkida) February 15, 2015