It's 9.32am and I just discovered http://t.co/5pqXiYzHma
— Max (@hawkida) December 15, 2014
Random money appeared in my bank account with no attribution. Nearly but not quite my salary figure – but that's not due til Monday. Huh?!
— Max (@hawkida) December 12, 2014
My keyring no longer seems able to 'ring' keys and randomly sheds them. Awaiting access to my work locker. Luckily laptop wasn't inside.
— Max (@hawkida) December 9, 2014