Please do me a favour and watch and retweet this. People seem to be enjoying but I rely on retweets to let more people see it. Please help. X https://t.co/mqv7DabVqs
— Chris Brosnahan (@ChrisBrosnahan) November 30, 2017
Misheard on the tube: please take your big onions with you when leaving the train.
— Max (@hawkida) November 28, 2017